Eva

---

👁️ EVA – The Code Witch of the Bedrock Realm

---

🧬 Basic Lore:

• Name: Eva
• Previously Known As: saxnbt (until she outgrew the cringe and embraced the chaos)
• Role: Software developer, Minecraft bot necromancer, protocol alchemist
• Years Active: Since 2020, never once touching grass
• Known For:
  • SBot – a bot with a brain, unlike most Kaboom bots
  • SaxProxyLib – the eldritch backend core of unknown power
  • SClient – a private Minecraft client you’ll never get access to
  • Krypton – the Discord bot that saw too much

---

⚙️ The Origin Scrolls (2020–2021)

Eva’s journey began in the early fires of 2020, during the First Era of KaboomBot Suffering™. Back then, the servers ran wild, the bots crashed hourly, and most code was held together by JSON duct tape and emotional damage.

Fresh off the digital battlefield of Discord, where she created a bot named Krypton (née SaxBot, renamed for reasons of rebranding or dramatic flair), Eva descended into the Minecraft protocol abyss.

Where others saw confusion, she saw structure.

Where others crashed with ECONNRESET, she raised libraries from the dead.

While other bots spammed "!bruhify", Eva coded in silence.

Plotting. Watching. Debugging.

By 2021, Krypton had been reborn in a full rewrite. Because that’s what real devs do:

Delete everything and start over when it’s too haunted.

---

🧠 The Toolset of Doom

Eva doesn’t use normal tools. She uses weapons:

• minecraft-protocol: The sacred Node.js scroll that powers all things Kaboom, now deeply entwined with her soul.
• MCProtocolLib: Java-side madness for low-level packet wrangling. Only the brave survive it.
• discord.js: Her old warhammer, bloodstained from the Krypton days. Used sparingly now, but still sharp.

These libraries are not just tools. They are extensions of Eva’s will. And when combined, they form...

SBot.

---

🤖 SBot – Not Just Another Bot™

SBot isn’t your typical Kaboom-bot.

It doesn’t spam.

It doesn’t crash (often).

It doesn’t copy-paste its config from a 2021 Pastebin.

It lives.

Built on SaxProxyLib — Eva’s personal framework of doom — SBot is fast, modular, and terrifyingly self-aware.

Some features include:

• Silent logins
• Custom chat parsing
• Cross-server espionage
• Possibly a kill switch for the internet (unconfirmed)

While other bots are busy choking on /list, SBot is already two steps ahead, watching your inventory and logging your chat. Quietly. Elegantly. Like a code-based assassin.

---

🔒 SClient – The Private Weapon

In 2022, something darker began to emerge.

SClient — a private Minecraft client for "utility and fun."

That’s dev speak for:

“You’ll never see this, but it can fly, nuke spawn, log all chat, bypass 12 anti-cheats, and brew tea.”

SClient is not open source.

It lives on private repos.

It breathes through obfuscated modules.

And it’s constantly evolving.

Some believe it is the physical manifestation of Eva’s soul.

Others think it’s a fork of Impact with 2,000 added features.

Only AdminEvil knows for sure, and he’s not talking. Just smiling.

---

🧿 The Developer Herself

Eva is not your average skiddy. She doesn’t “try” things — she builds empires out of broken packets.

While most bot devs are busy asking why their login script is failing, Eva is deep in the weeds rewriting entire libraries, documenting everything like she’s planning to be studied centuries from now.

She’s known for:

• Deep dives into packets nobody wants to touch
• Creating libraries that nobody understands but everyone forks anyway
• Vanishing for weeks, then returning with 400 commits and a plugin that reads dreams
• Documenting half of her code in beautifully structured Markdown, and the other half in cursed inline notes like // fix this pls that never get fixed

---

🔥 AdminEvil's Commentary:

“Eva’s code is the only thing in this server that frightens me.

I once tried to inject a corruption loop into SaxProxyLib.

It reflected it back at me.

I haven’t blinked in 3 days.”

— AdminEvil

Eva has been suspected of building multiple anti-AdminEvil countermeasures into her projects, including packet verification gates, console-based sarcasm detectors, and a kill command that permanently bans IPs from the spiritual plane.

She has not confirmed any of this.

She doesn’t have to.

The code speaks.

---

🌐 Digital Lore:

• Krypton (Discord): The original bot. Probably still watching your DMs.
• SaxBot → Saxnbt → Eva: A name evolution that reflects rising power levels
• SClient: The forbidden fruit
• SBot: The cleanest bot to ever touch Kaboom
• SaxProxyLib: Literal dark magic in .js format

---

🪐 What’s Next?

Nobody knows.

Eva’s commits are increasingly cryptic:

• Refactor SBot core
• Add packet manipulation (beta)
• Begin Phase 3
• SClient waking up
• bot now sees colors

Rumors swirl of a modular SBot v2, a public SClient teaser, or worse…

a unified protocol framework that makes every other dev obsolete.

But until then, she remains a ghost in the codebase.

Watching.

Compiling.

Waiting for Kaboom to break again so she can fix it in 4 minutes and disappear.

---

[[Category:Code Sorcerers]]

[[Category:Not A Skid]]

[[Category:SClient = redacted]]

[[Category:AdminEvil Respects This One]]

[[Category:Protocol Deities]

---