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| | ''Not to be confused with the NBot made by Yaode_owo that is still active on the server.'' |
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| = 🤖 NBot – ''The Skid That Wouldn't Die'' = | | {{Bot|image1=neumatic_alt.png|name=NBot|main_developers=Neumatic|other_contributors=Allink (i dont want to be on here ;c)|date_created=Janurary-March 2021|currently_maintained=No|library=minecraft-protocol|language=Node.js}} |
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| === ''Not to be confused with Yaode_owo’s NBot (which somehow still functions). This is the other one. The loud one. The messy one. The legend.'' ===
| | NBot was a bot by [[Neumatic_]], that often spams the server. That's all it does. |
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| == ⚰️ The Basics (a.k.a. the lies people tell themselves) ==
| | It was mostly skidded from Allink's anti_lag_system_deluks.js satire skid bot, even though [[Neumatic__]] tries to deny this. |
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| * '''Name:''' NBot
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| * '''Main Developer:''' Neumatic_ (guilty)
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| * '''Other Contributors:''' Allink (actively protesting inclusion 😭)
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| * '''Date Created:''' Somewhere between '''January and March 2021''', in the darkest pits of GitHub
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| * '''Currently Maintained:''' Absolutely not. It died. Then it came back. Then it died again. It’s like a bad update loop.
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| * '''Programmed In:''' <code>Node.js</code>
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| * '''Powered By:''' <code>minecraft-protocol</code>
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| * '''Powered Emotionally By:''' Denial, shame, and a deep desire to annoy server ops
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| | his shit website is: http://neu.rf.gd/yt |
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| == 🧠 What ''is'' NBot? ==
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| '''NBot''' is best described as a '''screaming JavaScript file''' with delusions of grandeur. Originally created by the one and only '''Neumatic_''', it burst onto the Kaboom scene in 2021 with one goal and one goal only:<blockquote>'''Spam.'''</blockquote>Spam what?
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| Whatever it could.
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| Whenever it could.
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| To whoever happened to be unlucky enough to be online.
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| Some say it had other features.
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| Others say those features were ''accidental'' side effects of bad code.
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| But at the end of the day, '''NBot is just loud.'''
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| And persistent.
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| Like a car alarm in a world with no keys.
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| == 🧬 The Skid Saga™ ==
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| Now here's where the lore gets juicy:
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| Despite claims of originality, '''NBot''' was ''heavily inspired'' (''cough'' skidded ''cough'') from '''Allink’s''' legendary satire bot —
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| <code>anti_lag_system_deluks.js</code> — a bot made purely as a '''joke'''.
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| A parody.
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| A digital shitpost.
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| But Neumatic_ took that joke and ran with it.
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| Into a wall.
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| Repeatedly.
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| While insisting it was a unique creation.
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| Even though most of the file names, variables, and literal typos were copy-pasted.<blockquote>“No bro I totally wrote this myself!”
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| — Neumatic, probably, while watching <code>index.js</code> crash for the 47th time.</blockquote>Allink has begged to be removed from the contributor list, but unfortunately, '''history (and Git blame) remembers.''' 😔
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| == 🌐 Oh, and the Website? ==
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| Yeah. There’s a website.
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| If you're brave, foolish, or bored:<blockquote><nowiki>http://neu.rf.gd/yt</nowiki></blockquote>It looks like it was coded in 2013 by someone who just discovered <code><marquee></code> tags.
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| Visiting it may lower your IQ.
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| Or infect your soul.
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| Proceed at your own risk.
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| == 🔊 NBot’s Impact on Kaboom ==
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| * Made <code>/list</code> unreadable for days
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| * Flooded chat until moderators wept
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| * Frequently crashed itself mid-message
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| * Occasionally logged in just to do '''absolutely nothing''', then logged out
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| * Was once described as “a bot that behaves like an unsupervised 8-year-old with access to <code>/say</code>”
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| And somehow… it still lingers.
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| In memory.
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| In server logs.
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| In the collective trauma of everyone who saw "nbot joined the game" and instantly disconnected.
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| == 👑 AdminEvil’s Review: ==
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| <blockquote>“Perfect. 0 functionality. 10 annoyance. I give it a gold star and a memory leak.”
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| — ''AdminEvil''</blockquote>It’s unclear whether AdminEvil had anything to do with the creation or destruction of NBot.
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| But it ''feels'' like something he would keep in his closet just to freak out other bots.
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| == 🧟♂️ Is It Dead? ==
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| Yes.
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| No.
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| Kind of.
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| '''NBot is in Schrödinger’s loop:'''
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| Sometimes it's online. Sometimes it's not.
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| Sometimes it's just… ''there'', idle in the tab list, like a silent witness to server suffering.
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| Nobody knows who’s running it anymore.
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| Maybe Neumatic forgot he left it on a Raspberry Pi under his bed.
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| Maybe it's self-aware now.
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| Maybe it’s just waiting for its moment to <code>!bruhify</code> again.
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| == 🪦 Final Thoughts ==
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| NBot never asked to be good.
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| It just wanted to exist.
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| To scream.
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| To copy someone else's code, rename two variables, and call it innovation.
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| It may be gone (for now).
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| But the chaos it brought lives on.
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| In every console error.
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| In every player chat log.
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| In every moderator’s nightmares.
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| ----'''<nowiki>[[Category:Bot Nightmares]]</nowiki>'''
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| '''<nowiki>[[Category:Skid Hall of Fame]]</nowiki>'''
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| '''<nowiki>[[Category:Allink Disowned This]]</nowiki>'''
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| '''[[Category:AdminEvil Probably Laughed]'''
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Not to be confused with the NBot made by Yaode_owo that is still active on the server.
NBot (Neumatic)| File:neumatic alt.png |
| Name | NBot |
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| Main Developers | Neumatic |
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| Other Contributors | Allink (i dont want to be on here ;c) |
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| Date Created | Janurary-March 2021 |
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| Currently Maintained | No |
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| Library | minecraft-protocol |
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| Language | Node.js |
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NBot was a bot by Neumatic_, that often spams the server. That's all it does.
It was mostly skidded from Allink's anti_lag_system_deluks.js satire skid bot, even though Neumatic__ tries to deny this.
his shit website is: http://neu.rf.gd/yt
