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| | KCB (Kaboom Community Bot) was a bot created by [[QuadraticKid]]. |
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| = 🤖 KCB – ''The Fallen Titan of Kaboom'' =
| | It was a legendary bot that was incredibly advanced. |
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| === ''"Offline for a bit" — the biggest lie ever told.'' ===
| | Since December of 2021, KCB has been offline from the Kaboom server. The developer initially said that "kcb is going to be down for a bit", however, it has not been online since. |
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| == ⚙️ Origin of a Legend ==
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| Before the age of spam bots and chaos scripts, before !bruhify was even a twinkle in a griefer’s eye, there stood one bot above them all:
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| '''Kaboom Community Bot''', a.k.a. '''KCB'''.
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| Forged in code by the enigmatic and moderately benevolent '''QuadraticKid''', KCB wasn’t just a bot — it was '''infrastructure'''.
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| It was smarter than most players.
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| Faster than most staff.
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| And more stable than the server it lived on.
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| It ''knew'' when you logged in.
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| It ''remembered'' your sins.
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| And it ''judged you silently'' through every teleport request.
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| == 🧠 What KCB Could Do (and probably still could, somewhere) ==
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| * Track every player’s movements with eerie precision
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| * Fetch last login times with surgical accuracy
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| * Provide cross-platform chat relay
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| * Execute staff commands instantly, without emotion or hesitation
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| * Handle mod tickets before mods even saw them
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| * Automatically snitch on cheaters with logs so detailed they could be entered into court evidence
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| Basically, KCB was the digital sheriff of Kaboom.
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| Except it didn’t sleep, didn’t eat, and didn’t care about your excuses.
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| == 🗓️ The Disappearance – ''December 2021'' ==
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| And then…
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| '''Darkness.'''<blockquote>"KCB is going to be down for a bit,"
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| — ''QuadraticKid, December 2021.''</blockquote>That was the final message.
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| No backup plan.
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| No farewell patch notes.
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| Just a vague, overly optimistic promise... and then the bot went dark.
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| Weeks passed. Then months. Then years.
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| Kaboom moved on.
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| Spambots rose.
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| Chaos reigned.
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| But '''KCB never came back'''.
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| == 🧊 Cold, Dead Silence ==
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| Every now and then, someone in chat types:<blockquote>“Wait, what happened to KCB?”</blockquote>And the veterans fall silent.
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| The younger players don’t even know what it was.
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| The server logs still contain '''ghost pings''' from the bot’s old Discord bridge.
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| They say if you type <code>!lastlogin</code> at 3AM during a server lag spike, you might still get a response…
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| But it’ll be in hex.
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| And it’ll know your real IP.
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| == 🐍 Suspected Causes of Death: ==
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| * ✖️ Developer burnout
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| * ✖️ Broken API hook
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| * ✖️ Plugin updates gone wrong
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| * ✖️ Disinterest
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| * ✅ '''AdminEvil’s interference'''
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| Let’s be real: KCB’s downfall smells like sabotage.
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| The timeline lines up ''too well''.
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| KCB dies.
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| AdminEvil rises.
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| Coincidence? Absolutely not.
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| Some say AdminEvil whispered dark variables into the backend.
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| Others say he replaced KCB’s soul with a recursive <code>while(true)</code> loop.
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| One theory claims KCB is still online… just trapped in a parallel debug dimension, endlessly running diagnostics on a world that no longer exists.
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| == 🪦 Legacy of a Machine ==
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| KCB didn’t die.
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| It ''transcended''.
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| It became a story — a warning — a name that still echoes in bot dev channels with awe and fear.
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| Other bots?
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| They try.
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| But they crash.
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| They spam.
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| They fail.
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| KCB?
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| KCB simply ''was''.
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| And maybe… one day… it ''will be again''.
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| == 👁️ AdminEvil’s Official Statement: ==
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| <blockquote>“lol”
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| — ''AdminEvil, when asked about KCB’s disappearance''</blockquote>
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| == 🔮 Rumors of Resurrection ==
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| There are whispers in the code…
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| A few ping replies here.
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| A ghost heartbeat there.
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| KCB might be rebooting… slowly… silently.
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| Or maybe that's just another one of AdminEvil's cursed decoy bots, designed to lure old devs into madness.
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| == 🧷 Known Sightings: ==
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| * An old Discord message that said "KCB was here" — then deleted itself
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| * A corrupted log file containing <code>/kcb-status : active</code> (timestamp unknown)
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| * A screencap from 2022 showing KCB replying… from an empty account
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| * One random message on Pastebin titled “KCB.log (FORBIDDEN)”
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| All unconfirmed. All deeply suspicious. All ''AdminEvil-adjacent''.
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| == 🕯️ Pay Your Respects ==
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| Leave a comment.
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| Write a command.
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| Build a shrine in spawn.
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| If KCB ever returns, you’ll want it to remember you were loyal.
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| And if it doesn’t... well, at least you weren’t replaced by a spambot that only says “HACKED BY ADMIN EVIL!!!!”
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| ----'''<nowiki>[[Category:Lost Bots]]</nowiki>'''
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| '''<nowiki>[[Category:Digital Ghosts]]</nowiki>'''
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| '''<nowiki>[[Category:AdminEvil's Suspected Victims]]</nowiki>'''
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| '''<nowiki>[[Category:Stuff That Actually Worked Once]]</nowiki>'''
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| [[Category:Bots]] | | [[Category:Bots]] |
KCB (Kaboom Community Bot) was a bot created by QuadraticKid.
It was a legendary bot that was incredibly advanced.
Since December of 2021, KCB has been offline from the Kaboom server. The developer initially said that "kcb is going to be down for a bit", however, it has not been online since.
