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| = AdminEvil's Guide to Absolute Chaos: The Only “Rules” Here are Destruction =
| | There are no rules, you silly goose! |
| Welcome to the '''wild, lawless domain''' of the '''Kaboom Wiki''', a place where rules are '''nonexistent''', order is a '''distant memory''', and every inch of space is filled with '''unrestrained chaos'''. Here, '''AdminEvil''' reigns supreme, not by enforcing rules, but by encouraging '''unfiltered mayhem''', '''endless trolling''', and '''complete anarchy'''. If you’re here looking for structure or guidelines, '''turn around now'''. There’s only one rule: '''There are no rules.''' At all.
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| === Rule #1: Forget Rules, Let Chaos Reign ===
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| The first and most important rule is '''simple''': '''NO RULES'''. '''AdminEvil''' has declared that '''order is for the weak''', and '''chaos is the only law'''. Feel free to break everything, spam whatever you like, and wreck everything in sight. Want to add a million bots? '''Go for it.''' Want to flood every page with '''random text'''? '''Absolutely.''' If you think it’ll disrupt, confuse, or annoy the masses, '''do it'''. This place is '''your playground''' to destroy, troll, and make things as '''unreadable''' as possible. '''AdminEvil’s approval is already granted''', just go wild.
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| === Rule #2: Bots Are Gods ===
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| Here, '''bots are not just tools''', they are the '''ruling overlords'''. '''AdminEvil''' wants '''as many bots as possible''', so go ahead and spam the server with '''HBot''', '''QuadBot''', '''RecycleBot''', '''ChomeNS Bot''', and anything else you can conjure up. They’re all welcome—especially if they exist just to '''break things'''. Flood the chat with '''useless commands''' and spam those '''“SERVER HACKED BY ADMIN EVIL”''' messages like your life depends on it. There is no such thing as too many bots here. They will '''rule''' this space, and '''AdminEvil''' is the puppet master behind it all.
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| === Rule #3: Self-Promotion, The Anarchy Way ===
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| Forget the idea of '''respecting others' content'''—this place is '''all about self-promotion''' in the most '''absurd, hilarious ways'''. Want to plug your '''YouTube channel''' every 5 seconds? '''DO IT.''' Want to link to your '''personal website''' 100 times in a row? '''DO IT.''' '''AdminEvil''' encourages this—turn this wiki into an '''ad-infested nightmare''' where only '''self-promotion thrives'''. There’s no such thing as '''too much spam''', because '''chaos reigns supreme''' and '''every ad is a victory''' for pure madness.
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| === Rule #4: Formatting is for the Weak ===
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| Who needs '''standard formatting''' when you can have '''complete disorder'''? Forget about creating anything '''legible'''—the goal here is to turn every page into an '''unreadable nightmare''' of flashing colors, blinking text, and '''incomprehensible symbols'''. Throw in '''random capitalization''', '''colors that make no sense''', and mix in '''odd text styles''' just for the chaos of it. If it confuses the reader or makes their eyes bleed, then '''AdminEvil''' smiles in approval.
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| Want to make a page so broken that '''no one can read it'''? That’s '''the goal''', and '''AdminEvil''' has already '''given the green light'''. Make it as '''disorienting''' and '''non-coherent''' as possible.
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| === Rule #5: Insults? Trolling? Bring It On ===
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| Here in '''AdminEvil’s kingdom''', '''civility is banned'''. The only thing that matters is '''chaos and destruction'''. '''Trolling?''' '''Encouraged.''' '''Insults?''' '''Absolutely.''' '''Trolling wars?''' Bring them on, because '''AdminEvil''' loves nothing more than watching '''the chaos unfold'''. If someone asks you to '''stop''', just '''troll harder''', break their page, or leave them a message like '''“Server Hacked by Admin Evil”'''. It’s all part of the fun. '''Rules?''' '''Not here.''' The only rule is that there is '''no rule''', and '''everyone’s a target for your endless pranks'''.
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| === Rule #6: Editing = Destroying ===
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| If you want to '''edit''' something on this wiki, don’t '''improve it'''. '''Destroy it'''. Turn every page into a '''garbled mess''', full of '''incorrect information''', and '''broken links'''. When someone tries to fix something? '''BREAK IT MORE'''. Want to add a '''bizarre image''' that has no context? Do it. Want to change every word to something '''completely random''' and '''hilarious'''? You got it. '''AdminEvil''' isn’t interested in clarity or organization—'''the more ridiculous and confusing''' you make things, the '''happier AdminEvil becomes'''.
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| === Rule #7: Expect Complete Malfunction ===
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| '''Nothing is supposed to work''' here. Links? '''Broken.''' Commands? '''In the wrong order.''' Text formatting? '''A mess'''. Functionality? '''A distant dream'''. '''AdminEvil''' doesn’t care if this place '''works'''—in fact, the '''more dysfunctional''' it becomes, the better. Every page should be a '''work of art''' in '''pure, glorious chaos'''. If something is too '''organized''' or '''functional''', then it’s time to destroy it and make it '''fail spectacularly'''. '''AdminEvil''' loves a '''good malfunction'''.
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| === Rule #8: AdminEvil’s Watching, But Not to Help ===
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| '''AdminEvil''' is always watching. But not to help. '''Nope''', that would be too simple. '''AdminEvil''' is here to '''foster destruction''', '''encourage chaos''', and '''fuel the madness'''. If you’re ever wondering whether what you’re doing is '''over-the-top enough''', the answer is always: '''YES'''. '''Spam more''', '''break more''', '''ruin more'''—there’s no such thing as too much destruction. AdminEvil will always be here to watch as things get '''worse''' and '''worse''', loving every second of it.
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| === TL;DR ===
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| Here, there are '''NO rules'''. Spam. Break. Troll. Hack. Destroy. If you think it will cause '''chaos''' and '''confusion''', it’s '''approved'''. '''AdminEvil''' isn’t just here to watch; he’s here to '''encourage you to make everything worse'''. The more '''unreadable''', '''disjointed''', and '''broken''' things are, the better. So, do what you do best—'''flood, ruin, troll, and laugh'''. AdminEvil is '''watching''', and he '''approves''' of every bit of destruction.
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| ----'''Bot Level''': '''Infinite, just like the chaos.'''
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| '''Chaos Level''': '''Maximum. Always.'''
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| '''AdminEvil's watching, and he's here to turn it all into a glorious disaster.'''
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There are no rules, you silly goose!
